The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax ti...
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- AnonymousI have a great diet. You're allowed to eat a...
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock t...
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol BurnettYou have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walki...
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston ChurchillAmerica is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly fr...
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'RourkeAn egg is dear on Easter day. -- Russian...
The gods too are fond of a joke. -- AristotleNobody ever died of laughter. -- Max BeerbohmHe who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertol...
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- AnonymousEvery mother generally hopes t...
Every flower must grow through dirt. -- AnonymousWorrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. ...
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. -- AnonymousKnow her mind and you can have her body, know her heart and you have her soul. ...