The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- AnonymousYou are never given a wish without also being given...
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse AllaisThe hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and w...
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C.We have only one person ...
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- An...
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to fin...
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai BabaTalk to a man about hims...
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -- Marcus AureliusHappiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Ber...
All television is children's television. -- Richard P. AdlerImitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred AllenYou can take all the since...
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert CamusThe most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert EinsteinExpe...
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- AnonymousMother-in-law: A woman wh...