The gods too are fond of a joke. -- AristotleNobody ever died of laughter. -- Max BeerbohmHe who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt BrechtLaugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony BurgessThe most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas ChamfortIn the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie ChaplinHe who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry CohenIf you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob EdwardsHe who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen GiangregorioNothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von GoetheCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive JamesLearn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn KarolNow is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt KellyWashington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. KennedyWith the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. -- Abraham LincolnThe ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset MaughamHe who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone PooleBlessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John PowellWe are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will RogersHe who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper stickerWhen a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria VanderbiltThis world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace WalpoleHumor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia WoolfThe most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings