Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol BurnettYou have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneresThe average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean KerrI'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol LeiferA multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. MeadI was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. PresidentI have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark TwainYou have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams