Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse AllaisThe hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard BraunsteinIf the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel ButlerI'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar LevantI drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v.There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper stickerWork is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde