Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged ...
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. -- Dean AchesonI love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound the...
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymou...
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell BakerHave...
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Hard...
Our children's children will hear a good story. -- Richard Adams, Watership DownAdolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 a...
Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you th...
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott AdamsThere are three kinds of death in this w...
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal AbelsonCreativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes...
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody AllenI don't want to achieve immortality through my work....