851
Hey.

852
What?

853
MichaeI, don't aIways think
you can get a ride with us.

854
Oy.

855
LlLL Y/ Who destroyed you?

856
Oh. You think
it Iooks that bad?

857
You Iook ridicuIous.
You shouId sue.

858
WeII, um...
[Laughs]

859
I know it's a IittIe
straighter and shorter--

860
Weirder!

861
An attractive weirder.

862
LlLL Y/ No.
lt's not attractive.

863
Seat beIts, pIease.

864
LlLL Y/ What l really
can't understand...

865
you ditched me
again yesterday...

866
when l needed your help
on the Greenpeace petition.

867
This bag!
You have one of these bags?

868
You know we couId hock that...

869
and feed a whoIe
Third WorId country?

870
Am I right?

871
No.

872
If there are
no more passengers...

873
I think
we shouId cIose the door.

874
LlLL Y/ You used
to care more about...

875
what was inside your head
instead of on it.

876
Come on, Mia. Fess up.

877
l don't know
where you are these days...

878
and now you're turning
into an A-crowd wannabe?

879
You're morphing into
one of them!

880
And who knows, next week...

881
you could be waving
pom-poms in my face.

882
You sold out!

883
Was my rear-view mirror
fogging up...

884
or was someone tearing
back there?

885
I'm fine.

886
Very weII. Then I'II go
meet your grandmother.

887
But you shouId know that...

888
no one can make you feeI
inferior without your consent.

889
EIeanor RooseveIt said that.

890
Yes. Another speciaI Iady
Iike yourseIf.

891
I'II be back at 3:00.

892
Thank you.

893
She has a hat.

894
Do you reaIIy think
wearing that hat...

895
wiII keep peopIe from
seeing your new Lana-do?

896
Just because
the student popuIation...

897
might be moraIIy bankrupt
doesn't mean they're bIind.

898
LiIIy!
Just stop it, OK?

899
Just because your hair sucks,
get off mine!

900
MICHAEL: Ouch. Thank you.