901
MichaeI, can you pIease
pretend you have a Iife...

902
for just one moment?

903
Hey, reIax. Breathe.

904
Hee. Hoo. Hee.

905
[PIaying harmonica]

906
What did you just say to me?

907
You heard me.

908
I am so sick...

909
of you ragging on me
aII the time...

910
and aIways teIIing me
what to do.

911
I get enough of that
from my mother...

912
and now my grandmother,
and I don't need it from you!

913
I'm not an idiot...

914
so I know something's going on
you're not teIIing me!

915
Friends teII,
so you know what?

916
Here is your friendship charm.

917
I'm taking it off
and it's going in the dirt!

918
Don't do that, OK?
Just--Ugh!

919
AII right, just wait.

920
Why?

921
I wiII teII you the truth...

922
but you're gonna think
it's reaIIy stupid...

923
and you're gonna freak.

924
Try me.

925
[Buzzing]

926
[Gasps] Shut up!

927
Shut up! Shut up!

928
Is that aII you can say?

929
I'm sorry I was harsh...

930
and I don't know
what eIse there is to say.

931
WiII you come on my cabIe show?

932
No, I can't.
This is a royaI secret.

933
You can't teII anyone.
Not even MichaeI.

934
EspeciaIIy not MichaeI.
You are sworn to secrecy.

935
-Of course.
-Secret handshake.

936
[Spitting]

937
MlA/ We might have to think of
a new secret handshake.

938
LILL Y: Are you reaIIy sure
you can run a country?

939
You can bareIy
keep your goIdfish aIive...

940
for more than
a coupIe of days.

941
LiIIy, I'm reaIIy sure
of anything right now.

942
Listen, there are pros and cons
to being a princess.

943
Shh! Don't say that word.
PeopIe can hear.

944
CIass has begun!

945
CIass has begun and I have
a IittIe surprise for you.

946
Pop quiz.
French RevoIution.

947
Mr. O'ConneII,
there's a schooI ruIe...

948
that says nobody's aIIowed
to wear hats in cIass.

949
And l don't think
anybody should be...

950
an ex ception
to that rule, do you?