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See you Friday.

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Well -- what is
he talking about?

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What-- what's happening
on Friday?

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He's taking me
to the school dance.

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No, he's not.

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Mom, I know
you saw us kissing,

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but you've got
to chill now.

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Well, don't tell me
to chill.

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I have no intention
of chilling.

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Whatever.
I'm taking out the trash.

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You're not going anywhere.

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You're going to stay here
and talk about this.

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I'm not going to talk to you
while you're freaking out.

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Just so we're clear,

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you are not allowed
to see him anymore.

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There is also a look

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the parents
of not-so-well-behaved children

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give to parents like Susan.

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It says,

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"Welcome to the club."

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Mary Alice: Suburbia is

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a place filled
with responsible people

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trying to live
responsible lives.

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Of course, even the most
responsible among us

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has mistakes in their past...

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Mistakes they'd like to forget.

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Mistakes that sometimes
come back to haunt them.

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I'm going
to go get the mail.

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Helen, uh,
what are you doing here?

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Hello, Gabrielle.

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I don't believe
you've met my husband Bob.

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Hi. So nice to meet you.

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Um...

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We, uh, came to talk to you
about our son.

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I haven't seen John
in weeks.

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He's called and left messages,
but I haven't returned any.

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It's over, I swear.

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We're not here
about that.

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We need you
to do something for us.

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Oh. Okay.

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John surprised us
last night when he announced

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he was turning down
his college scholarship.

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Instead, he's decided to expand
his gardening business --

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mow lawns full-time.

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Well, why --
uh, why would he do that?

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We don't know why.

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Do you think we'd be talking
to you if we did?

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You'll have to
forgive my wife.

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She's still upset
over the whole, um...

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statutory rape thing.