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You said you were going
to hate him forever.

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You shouldn't listen
to a woman

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who's just had
her heart broken.

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Sometimes
ending a relationship...

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I don't care
what we call it.

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I just want
to be with you.

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I don't think
that would be wise.

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can be very hard.

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I'm the one

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who was sleeping
with your son.

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But, Helen,
it's over now.

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It's not even close
to being over.

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But keeping secrets
is even harder.

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I'm not sure I understand
what you're saying.

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I killed my baby sister.

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Lynette: Okay,
30 seconds is up now.

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I want you
to put this --

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Back here, back here!

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Come back here!
I want the toys picked up!

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How many times do I have to
tell you, pick up your toys!

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You want a spanking? Okay!

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Mary Alice: There's a look

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that parents
of well-behaved children

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give to the parents
of the not-so-well-behaved.

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Porter, don't you dare
look at me like that.

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I will wipe
that smirk off your face...

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It's a look that says,

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"You should learn
to control your kids."

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We're just going
to clean the yard...

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"After all,
they're your responsibility."

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Hey! I'm not fooling!

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Of course, it was easy
for Susan to feel smug

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with a daughter like Julie.

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She always brought
home straight A's.

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Oh, you did it again!

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She was helpful
around the house.

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How you feeling?

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She was bright, affectionate,
and considerate of others.

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To her mother's way of thinking,
Julie was the perfect child.

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Unfortunately, Susan was
about to discover

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that no such creature existed.

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Mom.

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What's going on here?

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W-were you just kissing
my daughter?

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Uh, I --
a little.

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What are you thinking?

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- Mom, calm down.
- She's only 14!

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Yeah, I should --
I should probably be going.

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You think?

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Oh, just...