As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to（透露） his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole m...
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted b...
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法师，教士） she had two final requests.First, sh...
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't...
Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "Breast fed,...
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, the...
Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（电车） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.Boy: Well,...
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?" "Sev...
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is ...
Husband: I am going to discharge our chauffeur. Four times recently he almost killed me.Wife: Darling, give him another chance.丈夫：我要解雇我们的司机，最近有四次他差点害死...