A Great ManTeacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has li...
A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in f...
Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these painting...
Nest And Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom....
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everythin...
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？”Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other ...
Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and w...
I Cant Let Him Get AwayA male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, sh...
I've Just Bitten My Tongue"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother."Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask...
Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: P...