A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"&qu...
A woman got a dent（凹痕） in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit（一点，少许） of fun. So he told her all she had ...
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲...
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , "you are too late. ...
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend,"Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?""Of course, I will." the girl said fi...
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window an...
A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor ...
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the...
A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? ""Too bloody right. Gee, how a...
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice." Find a girl just like your mot...