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  • 英语小笑话:大五个月
    11-24

    Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if...

  • 双语笑话:强悍的教师 A Tough Teacher
    11-24

      A Tough Teacher A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day ...

  • 英文笑话:诗人的名字
    11-24

    The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. It works like this, she said.Sup...

  • 双语笑话:我是警察 I'm a police officer
    11-24

    I'm a police officer When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the scre...

  • 英语笑话:乡绅
    11-24

    In a small pretty village in Notting ham shire there formerly lived a respectable Squire, who excelled all his friends in amusements athletic, and who...

  • 英语小笑话:相同的职责
    11-24

    The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading ...

  • 双语笑话:出差旅行 A Business Trip
    11-24

    A Business Trip  On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted b...

  • 英语短笑话:脑移植
    11-24

    A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you c...

  • 双语笑话:找个工作 Get A Job
    11-24

    Get a Job One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it ...

  • 英语短笑话:两块蛋糕
    11-24

    Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!...

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