A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?""Looking puzzled, t...
Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible（敞篷车） like Harry,but I love you, dear.Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me mo...
There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good.&quo...
A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home ...
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn&#...
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lo...
A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic（贵族的） lady to a group of little East-Siders.The little girl...
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my o...
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soo...
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that ...