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英语笑话:Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望

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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法师,教士) she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

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