My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Hard...
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell BakerHave...
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymou...
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. -- Dean AchesonI love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound the...
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged ...
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. -- Al CappWhen Michelangelo finished the painting of the...
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- AnonymousUGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humi...
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- AnonymousDid you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take...
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya AngelouCount your age with fri...
Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted.——Mary McCarthy每个时代都有一个钥匙孔,通过它可以张望世界。Extreme positions are not succeeded by moderate on...