When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to fin...
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- An...
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C.We have only one person ...
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse AllaisThe hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and w...
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- AnonymousYou are never given a wish without also being given...
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody AllenI don't want to achieve immortality through my work....
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal AbelsonCreativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes...
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott AdamsThere are three kinds of death in this w...
Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you th...
Our children's children will hear a good story. -- Richard Adams, Watership DownAdolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 a...