something Really Cheap
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
How about some perfume？he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.
That’s a bit much,said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
That’s still quite a bit,Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
What I mean,said Tim, is I’d like to see something really cheap.
The clerk handed him a mirror.