301Can I live with dad?302I mean, come on, mom, let's face it --we drive each other crazy.303Is -- is that what you would prefer, Danielle --to li...
251Yeah.252You could say that she shot herself in the living room253and then crawled out back to die.254Well, I'm just saying.255Oh, I got to go. ...
201Hey, Mike.202Hey, Edie.203Wow. Get a load of you.204Ooh, you look so pretty.205I hardly recognize you.206Oh, this?207Well, I have a date right now ...
151Hello?152Mr. and Mrs. Van De Kamp.153So your son decided to entertainsome of his friends yesterday154by shoving a freshman's head into a locker...
101Mr. Young...102the people who hired me didn'thire me to catch her.103Wow, honey, --104this place looks spotless.105Thanks.106Hey, so, listen,10...
51endured domestic dramas,52and planned romantic conquests.53But since my death, my friends hadlost their interest in fiction.54So... what did everybo...
1Previously on "desperate housewives"...2Someone sent that note to my wife,and I need to know who.3Some secrets were discovered...4After my ...
651He didn't say it was somebody we went to school with.652Well, did it sound like a relative?653He said Dana. It sounded like Dana.654Unless he w...
601Rex, whatever you want, I'll go there with you.602I will go there with you.You just have to say it out loud.603Tell me. What do you want? What ...
551What are you doing here?552I came to see how you wereand to ask you something.553Look, I don't have much time.554What is it?555Last week, you t...