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Previously on "desperate housewives"...

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Someone sent that note to my wife,
and I need to know who.

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Some secrets were discovered...

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After my mom died, I started
remembering what happened to Dana.

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Who's Dana?

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What are you doing here?

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Some secrets were uncovered...

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It could be any one of these guys
she's having an affair with.

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Don't worry about it.
I'm not letting her out of my sight.

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And some secrets...

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Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.

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How do you cram it all in?

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Were shared.

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That's A.D.D. medication.

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Competition --

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it means different things to different people.

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In suburbia, it means keeping up with the Joneses.

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On Wisteria Lane,

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that means keeping up with Bree Van De Kamp.

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Everyone knew Bree had the nicest
lawn in the neighborhood,

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and no one be grudged her this.

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No one, that is,

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except Martha Huber,

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whose own lawn paled in comparison.

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No matter how carefully she trimmed...

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or how lovingly she watered...

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or how generously she fertilized...

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the grass was always greener
on the other side of the fence.

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Hello, Victor.
How are you today?

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Out jogging again?

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I can't catch my breath.

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Would you like a slurp from my hose?

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Victor?

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Victor?

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Don't worry.

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I'm going to get an ambulance.

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Then one day Mrs. Huber finally got the
chance to mow down the competition.

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Help!

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Somebody help!

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What happened?

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He collapsed on your hydrangeas.

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Call 911!

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Yes, Mrs. Huber understood
the first rule of competition --

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in order to win, you have to want it more.

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Episode 7 : Anything You Can Do

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When I was alive,

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my friends and I came together once a month
for a meeting of the Wisteria Lane book club.

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We found the problems of literary
characters so absorbing --

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the way they dealt with adversity,

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conducted illicit affairs,