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Hello?

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Mr. and Mrs. Van De Kamp.

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So your son decided to entertain
some of his friends yesterday

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by shoving a freshman's head into a locker.

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This was the Johnson boy?

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Yes. He broke the boy's nose.

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Because of our no-tolerance policy,
your son may face expulsion.

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You're going to ruin his whole future
over a little rough housing?

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Rex, this was practially assault.

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Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong,

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but in his defense, his mother and I are
going through severe marital problems.

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How is that relevant?

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Our marriage is disintegrating.

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Of course Andrew is acting out.
He has every right to be angry.

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If Andrew's angry about you
moving out of the house,

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then perhaps he should shove
your head into a locker.

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All I'm saying is that we need to take
some of the responsibility here.

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So does Andrew.

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Blaming his actions on our problems --

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which are not so serious --

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does not help him.

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Our problems are serious.

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Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.

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Bree, I've gone to an attorney.

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You're going to be served with
divorce papers later today.

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You went to an attorney?

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Yeah.

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And a good one, too.

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Well, he better be good,

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because when I'm finished with you,

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you won't have a cent to your name.

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Bring it on.

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Perhaps detention is the way to go.

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Mom, you're getting too dressed up.

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I know, but I want to look really sexy.

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I told Mike I expect him to have you home by 11:00.

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Hmm. How about midnight?

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All right, but no later.
You know how I worry.

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So, you, uh, got protection?

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Oh, my god.

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We are so not having this conversation.

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We are, because I enjoy being an only child.

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Are you finished?

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Almost.

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You know, I always assumed I'd have sex
for the first time before you had it again.

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Okay, you can leave now, mm-hmm.

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Y eah.

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What do you think? Trying too hard?

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Yeah, well, what do you know?

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It's 80 degrees outside, and you're wearing fur.