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  • Prepare Yourself 自己准备
    12-05

    A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school, Prepare ...

  • Cheater 作弊者
    12-05

    In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on you...

  • Difference 区别
    12-05

    Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting?Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other needn't.简:电与闪电有什么区别?玛丽:一个收电费,一个不收费。...

  • Not our own food 不是我们自己的食品
    12-05

    Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, "Sorry , but you can't eat your own food here." The two ...

  • A Funnier Story 一个更有趣的故事
    12-05

    Mr William was deaf, but he didn't like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting together after d...

  • The Bait 诱饵
    12-05

    Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night."Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse...

  • The Day off from work 丈夫休息在家
    12-05

    My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried ou...

  • How many vice presidents 副主管多着呢
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    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.Finally ...

  • Giving you a new start 让你重新获得新生
    12-05

    One day Mark Twain read an announcement of his death in a newspaper. He hastened to the editor to protect."I am very sorry," the editor repl...

  • She Didn't Laugh 她没有笑
    12-05

    The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl sitting in the corner was not amused."What's the matter?" complain...

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