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  • Green Side Up
    12-05

    A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. Thecontractor wrote this down and...

  • You don't want the usual?
    12-05

    A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar.She ordered up a Coors and...

  • The Carburator
    12-05

    A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. S...

  • In Front of a Pop Machine
    12-05

    A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine..."You're a dumb-looking but...

  • On the Other Side
    12-05

    A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to ...

  • I wrote 我写的
    12-05

    One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them."What a terrible voice! Do y...

  • My friends only came to say goodbye 朋友只是来送行
    12-05

    There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the g...

  • Mother, You Can Come Down 妈妈,您可以下来了
    12-05

    The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow g...

  • Thirty Years and Five Minutes 30年和5分钟
    12-05

    A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his album. The artist did the little thing and asked a million francs.Why, it ...

  • Who Is the Greatest? 谁最了不起
    12-05

    A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of th...

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