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  • Different idea 想法不同
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    A young man and his girlfriend were sitting together imagining their happy life in the future.The young man said, "How free and happy it would be...

  • The farmer and barber 农场主和理发师
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    When life was very hard, a farmer said to a barber: "Now corn's lower in price. I think you should shave for half price.""I can'...

  • His reason 他的理由
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    A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish your novel. It...

  • Who is in the shop to take care of it 那谁在店里管事啊?
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    The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing.At last the old man looked at them with...

  • An interview with a stateman 快速采访
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    A news reporter said to a great stateman, "I have come to interview you, sir."The great stateman said, "Well, go back to write your int...

  • Who is right 谁是对的
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    After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: "You should remember that no matter what tine it is, what the man is thinking of is right...

  • Praise 称赞
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    Mrs. White asked Mr. White: "Is this suit beautiful?"怀特太太问怀特先生:我这套衣服好看吗?Mr. White answered: "Whatever you wear is beautiful."怀特先生说...

  • Only one eye to settle on 一眼看中
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    The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me! One of his eyes if not true. Why didn't you tell me this before?""I have t...

  • The same service 同样的服务
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    A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."When I was first married, I was very happy, I'd come home from ...

  • Lifelong ambition 毕生愿望
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    In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red lig...

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