Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"

"Really?" Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decide to call the grocery store.

A clerk answers and Tom says. "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"

The clerk replies. "Canned or frozen?"

汤姆被公司提拔为副主管，汤姆太兴奋了，几周以来一直在妻子面前夸耀着。

最后，妻子实在忍无可忍，就跟汤姆说：“听着，这没什么，杂货店里卖豌豆的还有副主管呢！”

“真的吗？”汤姆不确定这是真是假，于是决定打电话给杂货店。

一个售货员接了电话，汤姆问：“能让管豌豆的副主管接电话吗？”

售货员回复：“是要负责罐装的还是负责冷冻的副主管呢？”