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        All-purpose Dissolvent (万能溶剂)

A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve(溶解) all materials.” Edison asked a question in reply : “ In that case, what container shall you hold it with?”

        一个后生找到爱迪生,说:“我准备研制一种万能溶剂,它能溶解一切物质。”爱迪生反问:“那你用什么来盛它呢?”

        Anxious (着急)

The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑)!"

        An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."

        妻子对邻居说:“丈夫一晚上都没回家,也不知道他干什么去了 ,真叫我着急!”

        一个知情人说:“算了,你要知道他干什么去了,我敢说你会更着急。”

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