大话王-13
601
[ Sighs ] Okay.
602
Okay. Do whatever
you did last night,
603
only this time,
make it an "unwish."
604
l did it.
605
Excellent !
606
Now, l just need
a little test.
607
-Did it work ?
-Not like l'd hoped. Did you unwish it ?
608
- Only--
- What ? Only what ?
609
Yesterday, when l wished it,
l really meant it.
610
This time when l unwished it,
l only did it 'cause you told me to.
611
All right.
Do it again.
612
And this time, mean it.
613
- But l can't !
- Why not ?
614
- 'Cause l don't want you to lie.
- l explained this.
615
l have to lie.
Everybody lies.
616
Mommy lies.
Even the wonderful Jerry lies.
617
But you're the only one
that makes me feel bad.
618
- [ Bell Ringing ]
- [ Teacher ] Max, recess is over.
619
Come on in !
620
Mom says we're moving to Boston.
621
That isn't for sure yet.
622
She promised we'd talk
about it tonight.
623
l am coming !
624
You believe me,
don't you, Max ?
625
l'll see you later, buddy.
626
[ Squish ]
627
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
628
- Fletcher. How's it hanging ?
- Short, shriveled
and always to the left.
629
Boss, it's Skull.
He knocked over another A.T.M.
630
This time at knife-point.
He needs your legal advice.
631
[ Shouting ]
Stop breaking the law, asshole !
632
Boss, are you all right ?
633
My son hates me.
634
Max loves you.
l've seen you together. You're his hero.
635
Oh, yeah ?
636
Last night at his birthday
party, he made a wish...
637
that l wouldn't be able
to lie for one whole day.
638
- Kids.
- lt came true.
639
- What ?
- Max's wish !
640
lt came true.
641
Boss, maybe you should
just take a few days off.
642
Greta ! Didn't it seem weird
to you that l kept telling
the truth all morning ?
643
Well, yeah. But--
644
What are you saying ?
That you are incapable of lying ?
645
That's right !
l am incapable of lying !
646
- [ Greta ] Just for today ?
- Apparently. 'Til 8:15 tonight.
647
lt's one of those
24-hour curses.
648
[ Greta ]
Those are going around.
649
- You don't believe me, do you ?
- Of course not.
650
[ Chuckles ]
How ironic !