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601
[ Sighs ] Okay.

602
Okay. Do whatever
you did last night,

603
only this time,
make it an "unwish."

604
l did it.

605
Excellent !

606
Now, l just need
a little test.

607
-Did it work ?
-Not like l'd hoped. Did you unwish it ?

608
- Only--
- What ? Only what ?

609
Yesterday, when l wished it,
l really meant it.

610
This time when l unwished it,
l only did it 'cause you told me to.

611
All right.
Do it again.

612
And this time, mean it.

613
- But l can't !
- Why not ?

614
- 'Cause l don't want you to lie.
- l explained this.

615
l have to lie.
Everybody lies.

616
Mommy lies.
Even the wonderful Jerry lies.

617
But you're the only one
that makes me feel bad.

618
- [ Bell Ringing ]
- [ Teacher ] Max, recess is over.

619
Come on in !

620
Mom says we're moving to Boston.

621
That isn't for sure yet.

622
She promised we'd talk
about it tonight.

623
l am coming !

624
You believe me,
don't you, Max ?

625
l'll see you later, buddy.

626
[ Squish ]

627
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]

628
- Fletcher. How's it hanging ?
- Short, shriveled
and always to the left.

629
Boss, it's Skull.
He knocked over another A.T.M.

630
This time at knife-point.
He needs your legal advice.

631
[ Shouting ]
Stop breaking the law, asshole !

632
Boss, are you all right ?

633
My son hates me.

634
Max loves you.
l've seen you together. You're his hero.

635
Oh, yeah ?

636
Last night at his birthday
party, he made a wish...

637
that l wouldn't be able
to lie for one whole day.

638
- Kids.
- lt came true.

639
- What ?
- Max's wish !

640
lt came true.

641
Boss, maybe you should
just take a few days off.

642
Greta ! Didn't it seem weird
to you that l kept telling
the truth all morning ?

643
Well, yeah. But--

644
What are you saying ?
That you are incapable of lying ?

645
That's right !
l am incapable of lying !

646
- [ Greta ] Just for today ?
- Apparently. 'Til 8:15 tonight.

647
lt's one of those
24-hour curses.

648
[ Greta ]
Those are going around.

649
- You don't believe me, do you ?
- Of course not.

650
[ Chuckles ]
How ironic !

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