651
Okay. Ask me something
you think l would normally lie about.

652
All right. Remember a couple
of months ago when l wanted a raise ?

653
- l don't want to do this.
- And the company
wouldn't give me one...

654
and l asked if you would give it
to me out of your own pocket...

655
And you said the company
would not allow it, because
it would create jealousy...

656
among the other secretaries.

657
Was that true, or did you just
not want to pony up the dough ?

658
Greta, please !

659
Judge Stevens, hi !
Fletcher Reede. l'm scheduled
in your court in half an hour.

660
Judge Stevens, l badly, badly
need a continuance. lll ?

661
Am l ill ? That is
the perfect question for you to ask.

662
- Please lie for me !
- l remember when you bought me this...

663
antique frame from Tiffany's--
Tiffany's ?

664
Garage sale. Six-fifty,
marked down from ten.

665
[ Glass Breaking ]

666
l'll give you the raise !

667
Here's your raise.

668
[ Gasps ] Hi, Judge Stevens !
l know l haven't given you an answer.

669
- [ Phone Ringing ]
- But illness could mean so many things.

670
Can you hold ?
Hello ? Mom !

671
Hi ! l wasn't really
on vacation.

672
Because l didn't want
to talk to you !

673
Because you insist on talking
about Dad's bowel movements--
size, color, frequency !

674
l'll call you later !
[ Punching Buttons ] Hello ?

675
Oh, damn it !
l cut him off.

676
l cut off the judge !

677
[ Screaming ]

678
Greta ! Don't leave !

679
Mr. Reede. Several years ago,
a friend had a burglar on her roof.

680
He fell through the skylight, landed on
a butcher's knife, cutting his leg.

681
The burglar sued my friend.
He sued my friend !

682
Because of guys like you, he won !

683
My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000.
ls that justice ?

684
No. l'd have got him ten.

685
- Good-bye, Mr. Reede.
- No, wait !

686
l didn't understand !
Ask me again !

687
- Have a nice day in court.
- Greta !

688
- Hi.
- God in heaven !

689
lt's nice to see you too,
Fletcher. Are you busy ?

690
- Extremely.
- Good. Would you follow me, please ?

691
Did you know that the
partnership committee is headed
by Mr. Allan himself ?

692
- Mm-hmm.
- You used to work
directly for Mr. Allan.

693
- Yeah.
- Tell me. What do you think of him ?

694
[ Gasps ] He's a pedantic,
pontificating, pretentious bastard !

695
A belligerent old fart !
A steaming pile of cow dung !
Figuratively speaking.

696
Really ? How delightful.
This way.

697
Pardon me for interrupting.
Mr. Allan, you remember Fletcher Reede ?

698
Oh, yes ! Nice to
see you again, Fletcher.

699
l'll be observing you
in court this afternoon.

700
l've been hearing
some good things about you.