A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history（病历） : "Amnesia."

一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生，医生问：“您的年龄？”女演员说：“22岁。”于是医生在病历上写道：“丧失记忆。”