fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies....
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss ...
A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled ...
I Got an A in Maths Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look a...
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capita...
Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: P...
Isn’t it wonderful? "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "B...
All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law ...
Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I’d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think ...
Thirteen! A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thir...