if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to writ...
Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. It is too crowded, t...
A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, that...
Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don’t know... Teacher: Correct....
Why did it make you late Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in...
Make your fortune "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."...
1.Two BirdsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I k...
How do I get the gum out?Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane l...
The Absent-minded ProfessorThe absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"Another student says, "Kate is absent, P...
All Except the MusicA keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon co...