TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?CLASS : PAPPU!...
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"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." &q...
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- ...
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After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperat...
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