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  • 英语笑话:你停止打你老婆了吗?
    11-24

    This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface ...

  • 英语小笑话:一名可怜的诗人
    11-24

    Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it?Her son: It&...

  • 英语笑话:睡前祷告
    11-24

    Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."...

  • 英语笑话:逻辑推理
    11-24

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in t...

  • 英语小笑话:只剩一个引擎
    11-24

    One Engine Left (只剩一个引擎)A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one ...

  • 英语笑话:医生住在楼下
    11-24

    "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head...

  • 英语幽默笑话:忠告“年轻者”
    11-24

    A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So wh...

  • 英语小笑话:给我那个打赢的吧
    11-24

    Bring me the winner (给我那个打赢的吧)-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the wi...

  • 英语短笑话:我的狗不识字
    11-24

    Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use,...

  • 英语笑话:它们是从美国直接带来的
    11-24

    Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars...

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