Englishman Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. T...
Compliment "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison abo...
Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said. So Harry ga...
Thank Goodness! Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, "Thank goodness!" 谢天谢地! 埃玛：老师问我是不是家里的独生女儿？ 父亲：你怎么说的？ 埃玛：我说是的 －然...
I Hope So Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissi...
Conduct and Courtesy Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that? Cuthbert: Whenever I punch so...
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father （who is looking at his son’s report card）. "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do ...
Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied ...
Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too....
Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, &qu...