I cannot see it at allAfter supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to ...
That's what I want to find out -- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? -- Well, I don't know. Does he bit...
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked the fr...
An Essential CorrectionTeacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you hadfor breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it?Teac...
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny forChristmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew wh...
Is He Somebody?Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.Jack: He must be very important.Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery....
True Or False?One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?" "Of course, I will." ...
Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to...
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan....
The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they...