I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work...
I Want Her to go NutsMrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emer...
Three pastors 三个牧师的故事Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with b...
Boxing and RunningDan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight....
埋在花园里的枪Guns Buried in the GardenAn old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in h...
A Dying Man's Favorite CookiesAn elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate c...
How Much Is It?It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she...
The Looney BinLate one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The fir...
Who was the first manA teacher said to her class： “Who was the first man?” “George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly． “How do you make out tha...
The first time, the second time, the third timeA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity* had long been t...