Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed...
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday I had words with（争吵） my wife. After that she punched the do...
"Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?""I can't tell you the tru...
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congra...
A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the market. As no one offered to buy it, however, he would try to attract a p...
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard."Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really...
I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to re...
My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Gu...
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: "Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, ...
An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave ...