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  • 英语小笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
    01-19

    慎重许愿Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During th...

  • 英语短笑话:凯特的礼物 A Present
    01-19

    A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a n...

  • 英语小笑话:Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
    01-19

    A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he th...

  • 英语笑话:A Man of Actions 言出必行
    01-19

    A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not ta...

  • 英语小笑话:The Problem of Two Flounders 比目鱼问题
    01-19

    The Problem of Two FloundersSimon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day whe...

  • 经典英语笑话:Class, Lass and Ass 班级、情人和蠢驴
    01-19

    Class, Lass and AssProfessor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Profes...

  • 简单的英语笑话:Lifetime Warranty 终身保修
    04-27

    Lifetime WarrantyAfter burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffi...

  • 小学英语笑话:Rope or Ox 到底是绳子还是公牛
    04-27

    Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was wal...

  • 英语幽默笑话:A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
    04-27

    A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper ...

  • 少儿英语小笑话:The Fourth Element 第四元素
    04-27

    The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what...

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