When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he...
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded（谴责，责难） my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard.Drew, I sc...
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surp...
How did you make your fortune?I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.How did that help?Now he has the experienc...
"No," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out.""Not wor...
Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town."May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely."Yes, yo...
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.In running, one journalis...
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gas...
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.Visitor: What was the ma...
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently（非故意地） the paper ad...