A Gentleman Dick was seven years old，and his sister，Catherine．was five．One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went...
What soldiers? Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?...
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't w...
My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss does...
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. ...
I WANT A NIGHTMARE Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam. Don't tru...
MODERN LIFE Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. We've been married fifteen years...
Weather PredictA film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow rain. The next day it ...
How Much Is It?It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she...
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我...