A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spi...
There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"...
Simon was an inveterate（根深的） fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught tw...
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur（恐龙） bones lying about.How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native Am...
The notorious（声名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. ″Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow...
A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "Who is the most o...
"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?""No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one."...
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were s...
A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.Thinking desiring to know how he claim...
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking i...