Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?Patient: Two of each.Doctor: And how many legs does it have?Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever ...
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him."Give the poor man a glass of brandy,...
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman...
Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient: ″Then send the bill to my father, please.″医生：对你的抱怨我无能...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news,&quo...
a man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."you will get your chance in cou...
In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,"The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! ...
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"The offender said, "I went...
A man called a lawyer and asked, How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, $400 dollars!”And the man said,...
When a very miserly（吝啬的） man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the Yama King reproached（责斥） him, saying, "You stingy ...