Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually ca...
One day a boy came to his teacher and said：Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig． I certainly do，said the teacher，and you tell your father he ...
something Really Cheap After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume？he asked the...
HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quie...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him...
He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died....
Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was wal...
A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. Th...
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he ...