The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think...
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I jus...
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn't raining.A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没...
At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He c...
Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wi...
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your s...
An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, ...
Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much d...
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last ...
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arriv...