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  • 英文笑话:埋在花园里的枪
    11-24

    Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was inprison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his gard...

  • 英文小笑话:五百遍
    11-24

    Five Hundred Times In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for drivin...

  • 英文笑话:Maternal Instinct(母性的本能)
    11-24

    As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patien...

  • 英文小笑话:我跟她还不熟
    11-24

    Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he c...

  • 英文笑话:Comparison-比较
    11-24

    Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highes...

  • 英文笑话:新员工
    11-24

    A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? th...

  • 英语小笑话:新西兰的气候
    04-30

    The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they...

  • 双语笑话:寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion
    11-24

    My RoommateMy roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him s...

  • 双语笑话:大婴儿 The Big Baby
    11-24

    The Big Baby "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well.""Then y...

  • 英语小笑话:Mark Twain(马克·吐温)
    11-24

    On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York,the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard.But there was another ...

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