Poor Cinderella, whose stepmom was mean,could never see films rated PG-13.She hadn't a cell phone and no DVD,no notebook computer or pocket TV.She...
Don't ever dine with Frankenstein;He feasts on flaming turpentine.He chomps and chews on soles of shoes,and quaffs down quarts of oily ooze.At sup...
Sit back and I'll tell you of Tommy McTivver,whose parents uncaringly made him eat liver.I'll try to explain, in a sensitive way,why Tommy McT...
My sister's name is "Seven"and my brother's name is "Eight."My parents gave them freaky namesI'm sure they thought wer...
Calculator, calculator,help me with my math.Help me do my homeworkor I'll feel the teacher's wrath.Calculator, calculator,add these numbers qu...
We're swinging from the lights.We're standing on our chairs.We're bouncing off the walls.We're sliding down the stairs.We're runni...
"Get up! Get up! Get out of bedyou lazy bum, you sleepyhead."Yes, that is what my mother saidat eight-oh-five today.She left the house and d...
I often contradict myself.Oh no, I never do.I argue with me day and night.That simply isnt true.Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not.I do this all day lon...
A nail.A nickle.A snail.A pickle.A twisted-upslinky.A ring formy pinky.A blackenedbanana.A love notefrom Hannah.My doodlesof rockets.The lint frommy p...
I'm having trouble thpeaking,thinthe I lotht my middle tooth.Jutht yethterday my tooth wath fine --today it wiggled loothe.At firtht I thought it ...