I'm feeling rather full tonight.I couldn't eat another bite.I couldn't eat a half a bean,or even taste a tangerine.I couldn't lick a l...
I bought a Maseratiand a new Mercedes-Benz,plus a brand new LamborghiniI could show off to my friends.I purchased a Ferrariand an Aston Martin too,and...
I'm making my brother my personal slave,so now when I greet you my brother will wave.He'll do all my homework; he'll take all my tests.He&...
I think my dad is Dracula.I know that sounds insane,but listen for a moment andallow me to explain.We don't live in a castle,and we never sleep in...
I'm feeling rather ragged.I'm feeling rather rough.I'm looking like I stayed up late,and didn't sleep enough.I went to sleep at bedtim...
I'm dreaming of warm sandy beaches.I'm dreaming of days by the pool.I'm dreaming of fun in the afternoon sun,and week after week of no sch...
If school were more like baseballwe'd only have to play.We'd hang out in the sunshineand run around all day.We wouldn't have to study.We&#...
Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day!The day we start anew.So this year I've decidedto become a kangaroo.Or maybe I will learn to fly,or ho...
I'm Frank, the frog collector,and I'm happy to reportmy collection's nearly finished;I have frogs of every sort.I record them in my journa...
I'm a wizard, I'm a warlock,I'm a wonder of the age.I'm a sorcerer, magician,prestidigitator, mage.I can change into a chicken,or perh...