Industrious and underfed,the addlepated Glundersneddresides inside, beneath your bedand waits for dusky dark to spread.He waits until your lights are ...
When Larry made lasagnaall his neighbors stopped and stared.His lasagna was the largestthat had ever been prepared.He used ninety yards of pastaand a ...
I bought a pet tomatoand I tried to teach him tricks,but he wasn't any good atcatching balls or fetching sticks.He could never catch a Frisbee,and...
My goldfish took up tennis.They installed a little netat the bottom of their fishtankfor their first official set.They got tennis balls and racquets.T...
I built myself I time machinetomorrow afternoon,then traveled back to yesterday,and very, very soonI'll re-create my time machineand travel once a...
My senses all are backwardsand it really makes me wonderif on the day that I was bornsomebody made a blunder.For, strange but true, my sensesall got t...
I saw a saw.I felt some felt.I heard a herd.I smelt a smelt.I ate at eight.So tell me, do,does this make anysense to you?...
and backed my car into a tree.I wrote this poem back to frontor else you may end up like me.So do not try this silly stunt,I'm stunned and don'...
While shopping at the pet storeI got my fondest wish.I bought myself a fish bowland then a pair of fish.And since I was alreadyout shopping at the sto...
You can never be too careful,that's what I always say, and so I wear a hat, or two,in case my hair turns gray.I've thirteen tires on my car,in...