黑人给白人的一封信Dear white, something you got to know 亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。When I was born, I was black. 当我出生时，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black. 我长大了，我是黑色的When I&...
【英文原文】医生在楼下"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."He surveyed her...
【英文原文】Better hire a bodyguard——最好请个保镖Guns always gave me the willies. But when my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I ...
【英文原文】Can't make it work——不能上班One of the workers on my construction crew didn't show up for work on Monday, and he didn't phon...
【英文原文】Corporate manager quotes——公司经理语录Corporate managers are always a good source of memorable quotes. Here are some examples of mediocrit...
【英文原文】I'm not a newsboy——我不是送报的Freelance newspaper writers don't get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines. So ...
【英文原文】Mad at her computer——她生电脑的气The community college where my ex-husband teaches is next door to the North Carolina School for the Deaf....
【英文原文】Surprise surprise——惊喜Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned...
【英文原文】That dependsSafety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I superv...
【英文原文】我太太让我站这里的Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominat...