【英文原文】

Surprise surprise——惊喜

Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son's campus during a business trip. Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. "Yeah?" a voice called from inside.

"Does Dylan Housman live here?"

"Yup," the voice answered. "Leave him on the front porch. We'll drag him in later."