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Corporate manager quotes——公司经理语录

Corporate managers are always a good source of memorable quotes. Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top:

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."

"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."

"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."

"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."

"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."