451Sorry about ruining dinner.452Ah, please. I?m just glad you?re okay. 453So, you shot yourself?454Pretty lame, huh? 455I was cleaning my automatic a...
401"Love thy husband".402Really? I recall no such motto.403I understand why you would want to have kids, 404but that chapter of my life is j...
351I need lipstick.352Okay but...- Now.353You must be loving this, huh? 354Having me serve you must be a dream come true.355Can?t complain.356That?s t...
301Even though it was Mrs. McCluskey who had officially declared war,302it was Lynette who decided to deliver the opening salvo.303You?re going to cle...
251What?252He wants to have kids, and he had that look that men get, that says 253"I?m ready to procreate, point me to the nearest cervix."2...
201You know what? This has been fun but now...- You let those boys run wild! 202Toys all over the yard, there?s bikes laying out in the street. 203It?...
151Well, it wont be easy at first. There?ll be a lot of forced smiles 152and perfunctory love making, but after a few decades whiz by 153I?m sure I?ll...
101You are so fired.102No kidding.103Ooh. Valentine's Day card. It?s pretty.And meticulously hand painted.104Whoever sent you that must really lov...
51Look at the guilt that she must?ve lived with.52You know, I never thought I?d say this, but I kind of feel sorry for Paul.53I wish I could. 54I stil...
1Previously on Desperate Housewives:2If it turns out that someone hurt her, I want them dead.- Sometimes3I'm running out of money.In a couple of w...