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Even though it was Mrs. McCluskey
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it was Lynette who decided to
deliver the opening salvo.

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You?re going to clean that up.

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Think so?
- Yes.

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Yes, the war of Wisteria Lane would indeed
prove to be messy for everyone involved.

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Pardon me, pardon me.

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We were wondering what the coil count was on this one.

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PLEASE  DO NOT TALK TO MODEL

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Oh. Sorry.

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What is this?

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People keep coming and talking to me asking me questions.
That is not my job.

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Well. You don?t have to be rude.

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I am not a mattress sales person.

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Is there something wrong with being
a mattress sales person?

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Is it beneath you or something?
- Honestly, yes.

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I am a model.

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You know what, your agent warned me that you were a diva,
and he was right.

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You won?t talk to the customers,
you bitch about the coffee,

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and you wouldn?t even chip in
for Hazel?s birthday cake.

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I just met the woman today.

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That didn?t stop you from havin' a piece.

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I?m sorry, but I don?t want someone around my store
that's not a team player.

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Oh no, no, no, wait, wait.
- You?re fired, princess.     - No!

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I need to know if my policy covers it.

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No, my car actually wasn?t involved.
It was my neighbor's car.

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But the egg was mine.

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Uh huh. Can I please speak to your supervisor?

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Honey? Would you come out here?

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What?

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Look what I found stashed in the boys' playhouse.

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Please tell me that?s not a purple wall clock.

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Pack your bags. We?re moving.

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VACATIONS 1980-82 - SCHOOL - WEDDING - VACATIONS 1983-86 -
PETS - CAR ACCIDENT 92 - FAMILY - CHILDHOOD - ...

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FAMILY

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VOLUNTEER STAFF 1987
DOROTHY DRAKE REHABILITATION HOUSE

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Discouraged over losing her job,

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Gabrielle decided a makeover
would be the perfect cure for her depression.

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It was after finding
a moisturizer she couldn?t afford

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that it finally occurred to Gabrielle.

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Perhaps it was her pride
that needed a makeover.

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Excuse me, Miss?

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You forgot to give me my receipt.

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Oh, right. Oh, here. Here you go.
Thank you. Come again.

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Mrs. Solis?

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Oh, god.

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Hello.

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Hello, Yao Lin. How are you?

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Good. Very good.

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I wanted to call you.

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I felt terrible about how we left things.